I ran 3 miles today.. a fucking milestone... 3 whole miles... god damn, that's far... I like running... it reminds me of sex... or what I think sex is like... and I think they're pretty similar...

you got the foreplay right? that's like starting off when you run, you start slow and work you way up... both burn calories... in both you end up sweat sometimes... or you could cop out and end it short... I would think both sex and running are gratifying... and euphoric... like today.. I usually sprint the last couple hundred meters... about 75 meters before I finish, I just go all out... and that's when it's euphoric.. I don't feel any pain... it feels good going fast... I just want to run faster and faster... until my legs and arms die... but it wouldn't matter because I don't feel any pain... kind of like sex, when you're about to blow your load... wow, I probably could have phrased that better, in a less derogative way... anyway... when I reach my goal... I stop and then the sickness and nausea and pain and shortness of breath come and you feel like throwing up... also kind of like sex after you've had too much to drink... and then you think "what the hell did I just do?" which you'd probably say after you're sober, in bed, next to some ugly chic... of course, that's just my take on it... and I have no idea what sex is like... maybe running is the closest thing to sex I'll ever have... wait.. I take that back....

anyway... like I've said, I've been playing Medal of Honor... it's pretty hard... there are 6 missions and I've only passed 3 of them and I'm kind of stuck on the 4th... I'm in this shelled town... like the whole town was shelled by artillery... and there are snipers everywhere... I have to lead this crew of tank engineers to this "Tiger Tank" which is heavily guarded by nazis... the snipers are everywhere, on top roofs, under some rubble... I always die by some unseen sniper... and the AI is clever... they call for back up... and they take cover... they shoot from one place and then shoot from another... crazy...

I kind of wish I had a calander with cool vocabulary words for each day.. I know such a thing exists... whenever I read or hear a word I think is interesting I start to use it every chance I get... a kind of recent word I is "semantic"... I knew what it meant before, but I just started using it more often because I thought it was cool... I guess that wasn't a very good example... oh well...